Dead Hardy

The sun is a little brighter today for all of us here at Dead Hardy because of a heartwarming email we received from a Mr. Jake Coco (who I can only assume is the bastard child of a stripper with a last name like Coco).

From Jake:

“I am a musician, I used to be endorsed by ed hardy. I sadly, was excited as it was one of my first endorsements. I have moved on and come to terms with the fact that I was once douchy, but now, as revenge for making me wear their terrible rhinestones, I want to be a part of your site.”

Jake, I am not even gonna touch the shirt, and I sincerely hope it is currently keeping some hobo warm and avoiding any and all future promotional shoots. The white suit might be acceptable if you were a pimp and what’s with the pleated pants? It makes it look like you have a fupa…no matter how romantic and sweet your songs are, girls won’t sleep with a dude with a fupa. In fact I think Guitar Center doesn’t sell to dudes with fupas…unless they are buying a bass. But keep the tie! It looks like it might be a Hickey tie, rock that sucker with the right outfit and you won’t even need to do the whole musician thing to get the girls. Just promise us you’ll wear it with a collared shirt.

So thank you Jake for sacrificing yourself for the benefit of Dead Hardy readers, and recovering douche bags the world over. What you have done, I am pretty much sure is exactly what Jesus would have done!  Be sure to check out Jake’s new look, the old look, and check out some of his tunes at his MySpace page here.