Dead Hardy

I hate it when people wear sunglasses indoors. You are not that cool…you will never be that cool, you are just a douche who prolly is self conscious about your big ass nose. Jack earned the right by being bad ass, sleeping with the hottest tail in Hollywood, winning Oscars and being beloved by all…i mean do you know anyone who doesn’t like Jack? I don’t even need to put his last name in this post you all know damn well who i am talking about…nuff said.

I thought I could never hate anything more then douche bags wearing sunglasses in the clubs…well I was wrong, as British people wearing sunglasses on the Underground has skyrocket to the top of my hate list. I mean, seriously, you are UNDERGROUND! There is about 50 feet of soil, dirt, earth and brick between you and any natural or artificial light that would require any sort of protection. NEW RULE! Next time you see someone wearing sunglasses indoors, start rubbing sunscreen on them…

Here is a collection of her majesty’s loyal servants doing their part to make the UK a less fashionable country!

This really upset me cause she was stunning and we would have been able to have amazing babies together!

Obviously she just left her boyfriend that beats her, why else would she have so many bags and such large glasses? See more after the break!

You know how I know you aren’t really Secret Service? Cause i never would have been able to get this shot if you were!

At least give her credit for having ear rings as large as her glasses, that takes a lot of effort and poor judgement!

I thought Asians didn’t need sunglasses…like genetically?