Dead Hardy

Spotted in Paris, France taking in the sites and wonderment of the Lourve, or as she calls it, the Dan Brown building of plot points, was this wonder of American genetics. Her red, white and blue ensemble screams, Patriot enough to rock my colors in Paris, but not patriot enough to stay in the country on 4th of July! This is the equivalent of me telling my super hot girlfriend: “Sorry babe, leaving the country for your birthday, but i’ll wear a t-shirt with your face on it!” I want to make a joke and say something witty about the American flag stars she has waving from her head, but do i need to? Can i really make that choice of normally drunken head wear funnier then it really it is? I mean, she is wearing American flag antlers within 50 yards of the Mona Lisa in what is the most prestigious museum in the world in a foreign country, which as late, has hated American foreign policy. The only way this shot could get any better, if is she was in the British Museum, or choking.

Happy Birthday America, and have a fun 4th of July!