Dead Hardy

From tipster Brohio:

“Saw this in line at the airport Wendy’s (in Houston) the other day and knew it was a sign that I should snap a pic and send it to you”

Let’s forget about the fact that Mom is obviously a Wendy’s employee on break and focus on Sigfried and Roy wearing matching douche-wear.  Poor kid, he never stood a chance with Uncle Affliction slipping him Muscle Milk every night before bed.  I didn’t even know they made Tap-Out shirts in an child’s small but at least he’s almost grown into it.  And the stuffed tiger?  Really?  If you’re going to raise a pussy, at least have the decency to not lie to the kid.  Buy him a treasure troll and let him brush its hair.  UFC shirts and ferocious jungle cats – in three years, you’ve got a 16 year old with a broken nose and stretched sphincter.

Special thanks to Brohio for the tip, who I sincerely hope ordered the Baconator to truly capture the essence of the midwest!