Dead Hardy

They say not to get a tattoo because if you gain weight, it will stretch.  Same goes for your Ed Hardy shirts.  This tiger looks like Chester Cheetah had a bad  dentist experience.  You think she would have realized this shirt might not be for her when the gold paint started to chip off more and more each bite in to Guacamole Bacon and Egg Six Dollar burger from Hardees i am sure she has scarfed down on more then one occasion today…for the record, she brings her own egg. STRETCH MARKS, I guess their not just for skin anymore.

I’m forgiving of the fuchsia zebra stripes because I’m sure she’s just getting ready for a taping of the Arsenio hall show…or America’s Funniest Home Videos…whatever show he’s on that’s about to get canned.

I’m assuming that this photo was taken outside of a Limp Bizkit reunion tour, although sources have told me that Fred Durst has joined forces to Whitey Ford to form a tribute band to DeadHardy.com.