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Submitted to us by the one and only DJ Homicide, here we see the shoe game taken to new and very disturbing lows. Crocs are not real shoes people, they are as fashionable as wearing burlap sacks once filled with cow shit around your feet. And now, I guess Crocs are making shoes with laces, cause well, I guess most of the fucking morons who wear these damn shoes never figured out those movable things on the old version could wrap around your heel and keep the damn things on your feet. Instead of this novel ideal, everyone who wears Crocs just drags their god damn ugly ass feet around all of Los Angeles, then comment on how comfortable they are and how their feet don’t hurt. Of course you’re feet don’t hurt, you’re not walking, you are just dragging your feet everywhere. To top it all off, this Croc Sucker decided to customize his pair with a pair of SB laces. You want real comfort kid? Try on a pair of SB Dunks bitch! I still hold Tim Tebow personally responsible for this, hey, wasn’t he in LA this week for the ESPYs? Could this be…nah, it couldn’t be could it? Homicide, can you clear this up for us?

Special thanks to DJ Homicide for the photo. The only thing sicker then his shoe collection, is his Twitter Mix Tape he just dropped on the world today. mention that Dead Hardy sent ya and get it for free here.