Filed under: In the Wild | Tags: Baby Elephants, boy band bad boy, Bukake, buying high school girls alcohol, class of 2010, custom douche baggery, Fake, Homosexual sex, Match made in hell, oreo
Wow, is this what high school parties have become? Suddenly my fantasy of buying liquor for a bunch of female seniors in high school just lost a lot of it’s appeal….but not all of it sexy ladies of the class of 2010 (call me). This is why ALL high schools and hell, even community colleges should have uniforms; obviously they can’t dress themselves properly. The brother (the one on the left for all your white readers) looks like a rapper who just blew their entire advance in the fashion district of downtown LA and most likely overpaid some painters wife to buy her husbands old wife beater. Seriously, does any one think white paint marks on clothes looks cool…cause to me, it just looks like the last few frames of a bukake shoot. And what’s with the hat, it looks like a classically trained sombrero designer went blind and started decorating trucker caps. I am sure the kid on the right must feel pretty badass wearing a studded belt and pointing with a black guy and all, but honestly, son…you look like the “bad boy” member of some shitty boy band. Pretty soon you’ll be losing 30 pounds just so you can have 2 minutes of screen time in M. Night Shyamalan next film where trees start seeing dead people or something. Oh and please learn to point, you look like fucking Spider-Man. But hey, I’m sure you guys feel cool in these outfits and partying with chubby Harry Potter look-alikes like the one behind you!
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But seriously, that shit is so fucking tacky–where the fuck did it come from? Definately not New York because it has this BIG ghetto fuckin’ LOGO and BRIGHT annoying colors. The kind that screams “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I’M COOL!”
Comment by Matt September 10, 2009 @ 12:41 pm