Rocket Pop Hardy

Rocket Pop Hardy by Hi-C

September 11, 2009, 9:00 am
Filed under: In the Wild | Tags: bad hair life, color blind, custom douche baggery, douche stride, Ed Hardy, Hi-C, popsicle douche, Prague, Rocket pops

From one of our readers in Prague, this little gem of a submission came to us marked, “even down to the stride.”

Ed Hardy must have been hungry when he designed this Rocket Pop rip-off. It’s such a shocking resemblance that tourists are taking pictures as he walks by. You can even see the kid’s disappointment when mommy tells her she can’t take a bite off of him. It does make me wonder when waffles cone jeans with nuts on top are coming back into fashion. I mean, I haven’t been able to show off my nuts since I was two years old escaping from mom in the bathroom and ruining Christmas for everyone but my creepy neighbor dropping off a Fruit Cake (later – sadly – that became our neighbor’s alias on the news.)

All the way “down to the stride?” All the way from his beveled bald head down to the stick up his ass is more like it. Yeah, I see you flinching. And no, it’s not in a good way. I would tell this guy to cover up to avoid embarrassment – but then I’m forced to write a post about a fat, bald Ed Hardy Spiderman – and nobody wants to read that.

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