Dead Hardy


Oh, hello again. by deadhardy
January 2, 2010, 3:46 am
Filed under: Site News

Yeah I took a few months off, it’s not like you guys pay for this shit so I don’t know why anyone complained. Plus I was busy helping the global economy rebound. Notice how the stock market is above 10K again…yeah, that was all me. But I’m back now…but there will be some changes.

  1. More writers – I’m gonna be bringing on some more writers as there are more pictures than I have time to write, and quite frankly I only have so much funny in me on any given day, and some of it I save for flirting on Twitter (follow me: @DeadHardy)
  2. More swearing – It is my New Years resolution to use the word Cunt at least 127 times this year on the site. (Current tally: 1)
  3. Video – Douche bags in motion….you have be warned.
  4. More User Submissions – While there is a plethora of content here in Los Angeles, and I travel a good deal, I need your help so we can capture douche bags the world over. Be sure to send video, photos, watercolors, whatever to Contact@deadhardy.com.
  5. More DeadHardy Do and DeadHardy Don’t – For some reason these have been some of the more popular posts, so you’ll be seeing more of them. If you have a compay/product line you’d like to recommend, hit me up!
  6. More Hits – This is where you come in. Moving forward we need this site EVERYWHERE. Retweet, Facebook, Email the fuck out DH. You know my shit is funnier than People of Walmart and This is Why you’re Fat so share it with the world
  7. More grammar mistakes – Just fucking deal with it.

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but YOU know MY crap is funnier than YOURS

Comment by poopinwalmart

1. It’s true, I named my penis funny, and he gets tired.

Comment by Harry Seaward




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