Filed under: In the Wild | Tags: Baby Elephants, bad hair life, Barf, Big Girl, color blind, fupa, San Francisco
You know most Asian girls actually look fantastic from behind. Super petite, normally wearing Sailor Moon inspired school girl outfits walking all funny due to their late night with some sort of tentacle monster…it’s not till the turn around your penis grows two eye brows and raises one while lowing the other simply to give it’s best impression of the classic Kevin Arnold confused as all hell look. But not this one, this one is 360 degrees of what the fuck, so much so…she inspired me to make a brief comeback to the world of blogging.
Spotted in San Francisco by my dear friend I will code name Binary is this gem. First off, your spotted pant like clothing and blush should not match, its like one of the dots on your pants just had enough of your nether regions and somehow found the courage to escape the clutches and fat rolls of your evil fupa and ran up to your face.…the dot must be scared shitless, and I highly advice you all prey for the lone pink dot able to escape this woman’s pants. Speaking of her pants, how they hell are they staying up exactly? There is no drawstring, elastic or anything that remotely looks capable of defying the laws of physics and gravity this woman is subjecting her pants to. This might just be a bigger find then that arsenic based life form Astronomers R Us just found (I refuse to call it NASA so long as they are not traveling to Space).
However I must commend this walking, talking easter egg for at least matching her eye make up, which looks like it was accidentally applied to her face whilst raping a ballerina from the Nutcracker, for matching her blue eye/lower-forehead shadow to her socks. Then again, when you are wearing 4 pairs of different colored socks, it’s pretty easy to make one of them match right?
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