Filed under: Dead Hardy Do, DH International, In the Wild | Tags: boobs, braless, Dead Hardy Do, Dream Girl, Hi-C, i hit it, Paris, skirts, you totally want to bone dead hardy don't ya?
Ladies, if you want any chance of getting Dead Hardy hard you must master the art of the skirt, and learning to rock a ruffled or pleated skirt that can add depth to the tired flat and straight skirt is a major plus. Otherwise you’ll be stuck with Hi-C who will screw nearly anything that isn’t rocking too many graphics or rhinestones and isn’t currently lactating. But back to the skirts…in these hot summer months, utilizing a single layer like a skirt in such a way as these women do really allows you to add the appearance of layers or depth, without actually draping any extra or unnecessary. As you can see, the French have it down pat, so take notes!
This girl is rocking a lightly pleated skirt, giving her legs some room to breath, while also giving the skirt a lose and airy look showing just enough thigh to get the imagination going till you realize just how damn hot it is right now! But just cause your skirt is rockin’ doesn’t mean you’re safe from an ass hole comment honey. Lets not mix a high waisted skirt with braless boobies, as it makes it look like you have no torso, just boobs and legs…which isn’t that bad I guess when you think about it? Click through for more as well as the dressed dressed girl we spotted in all of paris!
Filed under: Dead Hardy Do, DH International, In the Wild | Tags: Dead Hardy Do, Dream Girl, Girls i'd tear into in a different way then making fun of them on the site, knee high socks, London, sundresses, WIN, you totally want to bone dead hardy don't ya?
I have been blessed with great weather thus far in London (it must be all the good karma I have been building by doing this site) and have had the joy of seeing Europeans rock their summer best, and they are putting our Yankee girls to shame! Instead of shorts shorts and Old Navy tank tops, it’s sundress after sundress….and it is wonderful!
I am not sure this girl here is in style per se, but I freakin love it. The hair playfully put up to avoid trapping heat on her face, the knee high socks, the catholic school girl shoes, and a light and frilly dress to complete the doll house look might not be for everyone, but she rocks it well, and all you ladies should take note!
If the previous look was a little too, “I’m a child, please molest me sir” for you…then perhaps you can take a more traditional cue from our Eastern European friend here rocking a black and white checkered sun dress artfully broken up with solid black trim with a dash of color added with her multicolor glasses and bracelet to keep it young and playful and less Picnic Funeral.
Both dresses are pretty hard to pull off, with the frilly collar and checked pattern and easily could have been on here with me tearing into them, but with the right accessories, these girls KILLED IT! Take notes ladies of America, you still have over 2 whole months of summer left to impress me!
Filed under: Dead Hardy Do | Tags: Attus Apparel, Dead Hardy Do, Polos, Ralph Lauren
Everyone likes to stand out a little, but wearing overly bright, rhinestone-encrusted t-shirts, or polos with obnoxiously loud graphics of tigers and wings make you stand out in the same way you recognize when your urine is a little more yellow than previous urine. Different, and a little edgy is cool, but making it subtle, and contrasting the overall look and feel of your outfit shows you have class, and little attitude. This is why we are giving our first every Dead Hardy Do: to the polo shirts from Attus Apparel.
Attus’ polo shirts are a fantastic compromise, allowing you to look clean cut, yet also rebellious with a fantastic cotton base that is thin enough to lay nice and strait on the body, but thick enough to last you for years. Each polo looks and feels similar to its more expensive and conservative brothers from Ralph Lauren, but is made younger, and remarkably more cool by the unique, clever and totally absurd 
insignias that emblazon the left breast. Replacing the tired Horse or Sail Boat is a 40, a middle finger or a stripper pole (with stripper) or many other choices. Each one is simple, yet totally recognizable, and a great way to take the traditional polo shirt for a whole new generation without going overboard. The simplicity and humor of each one makes these a must have for any mildly warm day, and should be on all Dead Heads’ wish lists for the upcoming spring and summer months. Unlike the Ed Hardy polos going on sale now, the Attus shirts will actually look good in a year, and will never be available at Ross.
We personally recommend The Jerk (for reasons that are pretty obvious to avid readers of Dead Hardy) below to the left and The Polisher below to the right. These and other designs can be purchased from $27 -$54 at http://www.attusapparel.com.
(Photos courtesy of Attusapparel.com)
