FHL (v) Stands for Fuck His/Her Life. Is used as a way to wish pain, hardship, bad luck and overall Fuckage of ones life.
It’s no secret that we at DeadHardy lurv sneakers, and honestly, lurv it even more when girls rock sick kicks. But it seems ladies still are hesitant to rock anything but heels. Personally I blame Samantha Ronson. It’s always been D|H’s goal to showcase bad fashion in hopes of a better dressed tomorrow, well, now it’s time to showcase some good fashion for a better dressed tomorrow.
Please send all photos of babes in sneakers to contact@deadhardy.com so we can start showing the women of the world just how good they can look when rocking something other then heels. C’mon Dead Heads! Lets get those submissions crackin’! Oh, and don’t worry, you won’t be made fun of 
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Hello DeadHeads,
In order to get our own Facebook fanpage URL we need over 1000 fans of DeadHardy.com on Facebook, so if you are on The Book, please fan us at http://www.facebook.com/pages/DeadHardycom/55658814116?ref=nf Once added you’ll be able to get updates directly from us concerning new updates right in your news feed!
So let’s make this happen people!
-DH
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Well after making all this money on the site and then spending it all, I am poor again so updates will resume at a random pace AKA when I damn well feel like it. Since the last time we spoke, my car was broken into, I was mugged, I found and lost love, and learned one of my friends needs a hand job for medical reasons….so if my updates seem extra mean and catty, you know why! It’s good to be back deadheads, and remember to send this website to 5 friends everyday (or else) and get me photos at contact@deadhardy.com. Also and check the twitter @deadhardy
Oh, and yes, I did eat at Luna Park that night.
See bad fashion in the wild? Want to put that outfit your co-worker wore to casual Friday on the interwebs? Sick of Ed Hardy? Then remember to snap a photo and send it to contact@deadhardy.com where it will be thoroughly analyzed, torn apart and displayed right here for the world to see. So go out this weekend, find that douchey, horrid, hipster and overly graphical fashion, and send it on over! Together we can make the world a better dressed place, one post at a time!
Filed under: Site News | Tags: facebook, site, Site News, stalker, twitter, you totally want to bone dead hardy don't ya?
So 8 Ball feels it is a good idea to connect to our user base or something…so we have a Facebook page now where you can post photos to submit to the site, write sweet nothings on our wall, and have the latest posts and updates appear directly in your newsfeed so you can get your fix while stalking that girl you met at the party last week. So go ahead and show your good fashion sense to all of your internet friends by becoming a fan of our page here.
Oh and if Facebook is just too complicated for ya, we also have the Twitter thing at www.twitter.com/deadhardy
Filed under: In the Wild, Site News | Tags: Site News, Konquest, Yakuza, Final Fantasy 7, Kimonos, Asian fetish, Ugly, Washable Markers, Short Round, Samurais
Yeah I just made an Engrish joke and I don’t give a shit, ya wanna know why? Cause www.deadhardy.com is blocked in China!! No joke, go ahead, fly to China and try to go to DeadHardy.com…I dare you! So since no one in China can see this, we’re gonna rip on this group, other Asian nations, and this new line called Konquest (spelled with a “K” cause a “C” looks too much like a sickle I guess?). Lets just hope the Japanese or Koreans don’t see this!
Despite Konquest’s website featuring ANY person of ANY color other then white, this batch of Yakuza decided to trade in the suits, kimonos and Final Fantasy 7 replica clothing (yet oddly enough keep the Samurai helmet) for this Ed Hardy wanna-be line of overly stylized graphical show pieces which I can only assume were created by stir-frying 17 different colors of paint and a dash of rhinestones in a wok/sewing machine hybrid in some sweat shop in Vietnam. And can anyone make out anything that is actually on the clothing? At least with Ed Hardy clothing I can direct my disgust and anger towards a specific item, but here it’s as if a bunch of ugly is dancing in front of me, naked, while little kids draw on it with washable markers (gotta keep the carpets clean ya know) and I don’t have my glasses on. It is just sloppy me-too clothing that cost 60 bucks a shirt! But hey that’s a bargain as Konquest’s parent company used to sell a pair of $10,000 jeans. In other news, Dead Hardy just discovered how the Yakuza launders money…
Filed under: Site News | Tags: 8 Ball, douche bags with lawsuits, Lawyer, Site News
Howdy Dead Heads. We’ve been getting some emails and concerns regarding the legality of our mission for better fashion so we have splurged for some legal counsel and would like you all to meet 8 Ball, Dead Hardy’s very own lawyer on full retainer to make sure silly things like copyright, privacy concerns, and lawsuits are handled with the utmost care! From now on, all legal claims and disputes will be handled by 8 Ball, and not the editorial staff of Dead Hardy. And now we return you to our regularly scheduled Dead Hardy antics!
Oh and as for the legality of this site, 8 Ball says “It is decidedly so.”
