Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Ed Hardy, irony, james cameron, nazi technology, Punk, Terminator, urban outfitters
To call this shirt a Paradox would be quite the understatement. This is some serious Terminator/James Cameron level shit going on here. See, punk was not dead before this shirt, but as soon as Ed Hardy claims that it’s not dead, he killed it. Therefore expanding Ed Hardy shirts from the realm of douchey to the realm of Urban Outfiters irony. A horribly not funny ironic t-shirt, matched with the level of ass baggery of Ed Hardy design makes this cringe worthy, I couldn’t even find a photo of it being worn. The only way this shirt could get worse is if you cut off the sleeves. Oh and where’s the fucking apostrophe, Punk as a mindset and cultural movement is not plural. An what’s with girth of rhinestones on the word Dead…it’s (notice the proper usage of the apostrophe) like the “designer” ran out of rhinestones after getting all trigger happy with the industrial strength bedazzler that surely must have been engineered using Nazi technology. In the end, Ed Hardy tried to say something with this shirt, and for that it should be recognized as the…
Worst. Shirt. Ever.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Affliction, Arizona Cardinals, Ass-Likin', Christianity, ESPYs, God is watching, grey bush, Kurt Warner, matt lienhart, WASPs, WTF are you wearing, You're old
Michael Vick is no longer the doucheist QB in the NFL…It appears that Kurt Warner not only stole Matt Leinhart’s job, but his entourages’ wardrobe as well. Look Kurt, we all know you are old, but you’re in better shape than most people half your age, and just got a big money contract, and your wife is the perfect WASP, what exactly are you trying to prove wearing the Ass-likin’ t-shirt? Did the wings remind you of some angel passage from the bible? Did one of the running back wear one and you chose to get the shirt instead of the diamond stud earrings cause you liked his look? And what’s with the damn anchor? Is it some pirate thing? Cause I think the wings on your shirt and your devout Christianity aren’t very pirate like. Seriously, how can you be religious enough to star in commercials that oppose stem cell research claiming god wouldn’t like, but wear that shirt, do you really think god thinks you look cool right now? Just remember Kurt, God is watching, and so is Dead Hardy…so please, spend your millions and millions of dollars on something that doesn’t scream mid-douche crises mmmkay.
Special thanks to the Global Sports Fraternity for the pic who produce some of the funniest sports content on the web…yes, even funnier than this post!
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Acid Wash, Bad Fashion and Judgment, Barf, Happy Dead hardy, Homosexual sex, Ocarina of Time, Zelda
Half off shirts, sagging acid washed jeans and thug fashion circa 1999 oh and lots not forget dancing to Zelda music on YouTube…bad taste and judgement makes me a happy blogger! But seriously guys, I know keeping it old school is in, but slightly updating your look would make your dance that much better! I won’t make fun of them too hard though, cause frankly, I know these guys could still kick my ass.
I love the fact that they are refillable, as if people are gonna reuse these over and over again!
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What the hell dude…you look fucking dirty. It’s as if your clothes got too drunk at a frat party and passed out on the couch and the entire house just had their way shaming your clothes, taking photos, and posting them on facebook and collegehumor.com. And what is with all those white/pink spots on just one side of the shirt? Did you pay for extra for that, cause you got ripped off man, that’s a screw up…some idiot at the factory spilled bleach on your nasty ass shirt, but since it already had the rhinestones on it, they just slap a limited edition sticker on it and sell it to shemp nozzles like yourself. Your entire outfit, from the clothes to the chains, to the studded belt just screams: Sum 41 hired me for their next tour. Since when do brothers dress like white Canadian guys huh? Oh and one last thing, stop wearing so many damn bracelets! You look like an 11 year old girl who just got a 20 dollar gift card at Clair’s.
We at Dead Hardy are sneaker heads and strongly believe the cap to a great outfit starts at the bottom with a fresh pair of kicks, or sharp pair of dress shoes. However, while kicks make an outfit, they can’t save them, and it’s a harsh lesson this poor misguided soul will have to learn when he first hears about this site, probably well after it is still considered cool. This douche is sporting a pair of Retro Jordan 1 low tops in the classic red and black colorway with an Ed Hardy camo jacket. With one piece of Ed Hardy clothing, this guy was able to take a style and color combination of shoe that has been popular since it’s inception in 1985, cool since 1985, people murdered, mugged, mobbed and DMXed since 1985….and kill it! Forgetting what brand he is wearing, this dude just fails at color coordination…I mean black and red shoes with camo? You don’t have any black you could thrown on that you bought shortly after Twilight hit theaters? Why don’t you stop buying what you hear is cool, and find some clothes that match next time!
